Ben's Domain- Articles/Essays (September 2006)

February 2007

A phone interview my blog did with Zac Efron...

{Log Anarchy}: Zac, you recently announced your relationship with High School Musical co-star Vanesa Hudgens. How's that going?
Zac Efron: Oh, she's just just awesome, man, I love her so much.
LA: She's a fox.
ZE: I can't say that I deny that [laughs].
LA: In fact, I recently took the pleasure of looking at those nude pics of her that were leaked on the internet a few days ago. They were niiiiice.
ZE: Pervert! Those were for me! [laughs]
LA: Well, they're for the whole world now, Zaccy boy.
ZE: Zaccy boy? [laughs].
LA: Yeah, Zaccy Boy. That's your new nickname. Okay if I call you that, Zaccy Boy?
ZE: I guess so. [laughs]
LA: So, Zaccy Boy, there's something we've always wondered. How's Vanessa in bed?
ZE: I can't tell you that! [laughs].
LA: Yes you can.
ZE: All right, I can, but I'm not gonna.
LA: Why not?
ZE: Cause it's my personal business.
LA: I'm not too sure, Zaccy Boy. I think you're actually a virgin, and you're just too scared to tell me that you haven't had sex yet.
ZE: No way, man! Of course I've had sex!
LA: With Vanessa?
ZE: Nah, with your mom. [laughs]
LA: I'm not too sure about that, Zaccy Boy.
ZE: Well, you better double-check. [laughs]
LA: C'mon, just tell us already. How is Vanesa in bed?
ZE: Why don't you go ask her?
LA: Cause it's just much more fun to annoy you, Zaccy Boy.
ZE: All right, you really gotta stop calling me Zaccy Boy. It's seriously getting very annoying.
LA: Answer our question, and then we're stop calling you Zaccy Boy, Zaccy Boy.
ZE: I already told you, no.
LA: So you're a virgin?
ZE: No!
LA: C'mon, Zaccy Boy.
ZE: For the last time, I'm not telling you! And stop calling me Zaccy Boy!
LA: Do you sing "You Are The Music in Me" to her while you're having sex? [laughs]
ZE: F--k you! [hangs up]

...that is totally fake. Haha, I had you going there!