Ben's Domain- Rants (September 2006)

September 2006

Celebrities

Please be quiet right now. I don't care about them, and neither should you. Who gives a crap if they were spotted shopping at the supermarket? I don't, and you shouldn't either. Get on with your life, if you have one. Stop depending on them to know what's cool and what's not cool, because they are not kings and queens of it. They are just people like you and me who work hard. As a result, they are millionaire actors and actresses! If you really tried, you could make it. Trust me. So please lay off? They need their privacy like everyone else.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- great musician or child molester?

Have you ever heard some of Michael Jackson's music? He is one damn good musician. Maybe his music is kinda, um, weird, but many of today's musicians and musical groups would not exist today if Michael Jackson never made the awesome beats that he did. Yes, even god-awful Jessica Simpson and posers Simple Plan would be unheard of today if it wasn't for MJ. I admit, he is one sick dude. Who in their right mind would molest a little kid?

"But Ben, you have no evidence!"

Oh, shut up you good-for-nothing butthole. If you had half a brain you would immediately realize that MJ is a guilty, sick son of a gun. I know there's no "factual" evidence, but let's look at the "physical evidence:
Well, he has had numerous plastic surgeries, including one to make him white (in case you didn't know, MJ was born black).
So now do you see why he is guilty of his gay crime? If not convinced yet, notice the way he acts.

"Wait, aren't you standing up for MJ?"

Sorry! Got a little off-topic there. Let me start over again.
Michael Jackson is a great musician. He should be respected, rather than being made fun of constantly. Although is obviously guilty of his crime, I believe he should be left alone. I always hear kids my age telling MJ jokes. Get a life, you jerks. How would you like to be molested? Uh-huh, I thought so.
Stop rushing to conclusions. I am not gay. I am just an ordinary kid who knows what's right. I wouldn't say insecurity is causing these jerks to make fun of Michael, because in some cases the jokes are pretty damn funny. There, I said it. I'm a dirty hypocrite. Are you happy now? Your insecurity, though, is causing you to laugh or tell the jokes, without realizing the power you have to stand up for yourself. Why don't you try it? E-mail me your results, if you want. Goodbye for now, losers.

Cell phones

All these boys and girls obsessing over them, it's dumb. They flip open their phones and immediately start text-messaging their friends and gushing at their friends' cute pictures (well, at least the girls do). Arrgh. Got something better to do with your life? I bet you do. And what's the deal with talking on them while you're in the car? Um, excuse me, but do you want to get killed? There is a very big possibility of that happening when you're chatting with your friend, co-worker, or boss and not keeping your attention on the road, but your conversation. Highways are one thing, but main streets are a no-no.
P.S. Get a freakin digital camera if you want to take pictures!