Rants
Short little bursts of anger, some even that I am ashamed of, coming straight from the heart. Sort of.
May 2008
You Can't Hit A Girl!
There’s a certain expression that bothers me. You may know it as “you can’t hit a girl!”
I understand where girls are coming from. I really do. Girls have been treated like dirt by guys forever. Now, in this time of a modern revolution, you want to fight back. But it’s just gone too far.
It’s been proven that guys are more physically strong than girls. Thus, if a guy hit a girl, he could seriously harm her.
However, when a girl says to a guy “you can’t hit girls,” they’re just showing how much of a wuss they are. C’mon, we’re not trying to hurt you. Maybe we’ll just giving you a playful punch. Or maybe you hit us, and now we want to hit back. That’s fair. It’s not fair that you can hit us and then when we try to hit back you say “you can’t hit girls.”
Okay, maybe I’m taking this a little too far. So what if I can’t hit a girl? Who cares? It’s just that you’re degrading yourself, and you shouldn’t do that. You want to stand up for your rights? Try to act tough, at least just a little. Maybe some girls just aren’t like that, though. Fine, then. But there are some bad guys out there, and if they detect weakness, they’ll take advantage of you. Or maybe even kill you.