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Eternal Asylum Series



Who let the psychopath out?


Description: The original short that started it all. Humorous, deep, and 21 seconds long. Physical humor rules.

The Psychopath Returns...


Description: An attempt of a sequel. Continuing on his quest for blood and pain, the psychopath stops by the ol' porch to wreck some havoc.

Shorts



Fun on a Hammock


Description: All the fun of falling off a hammock, with the never-disappointing Ben.

Rock n' Roll Queen (Ben style)


Description: Is he a mental guy trying to play the drums, or is he staying true to his rock roots? You decide.

Camera Man: Failed Attempts to Make A Movie


Description: I came up with the idea of this video when my friend, brother, and I were attempting to make a video. When my friend took off after the first attempt was over (I wanna view it!), we chased him, only to find that he was filming our little, unplanned adventure the whole time. Inspired, we decided to make a second "attempt." Although it may have had its funnier moments, it was planned and not really a "failed attempt." Nevertheless, please enjoy!

Life's Good- So Demolish It!


Description:The destruction of my LG phone. Well, an attempt.

The Breast of Caesar's Palace


Description:Jumping and touching her breast

Clip Collections



Kids Gone Krazy!


Description: I filmed most of these dumb clips. They are from about two years ago and consist of trampoline flips, shooting hoops, and other stupid crap. The video is obviously newbie-made, but hey, I told you this was from two years ago. Just watch, okay? Besides, it has a kickass soundtrack.

5 Clips, 5 Seconds Each= 25 Seconds


Description:
For the "5 Vingettes" Vimeo Project....

Let me tell you a little about these clips....

1. my brother jumping poles at a zoo in New Zealand
2. Me playing a drum beat, trust me, it got better
3. My brother playing air guitar to a song playing on my stereo, and see, that was our mistake because it isn't loud
4. Supercross
5. A clip from a video my brother, my friend, and I made; unfortunately, we never used it

5 Clips, Round 2


Description:
Again, a video for the "5 Vingettes" Vimeo Project. The first one I made was so fun, I decided to do it again. 5 clips, 5 seconds each, 25 seconds in all, whoopee.

Kay, lemme break the clips down for everybody:

1. 9/11 memorial thing
2. Baseball game
3. Some dumb thing my brother did for school
4. From an airplane...
5. Marbleblast FTW!

Video Rants



Autoflush Toilets


Description: I like to rant. So when I discovered the rant channel on Vimeo, I just knew I had to make a video rant. This rant is about autoflush toilets. I'm serious. Note that I am not the greatest public speaker, as I stutter quite a bit during this rant. Windows Movie Maker is too retarded to fix that, so blah. Nevertheless, please enjoy.